Elizabeth Barron

Succulent Fever Dream

Just like Christmas, only there is no Santa, just a guy in flannel

Stella wrote “Cheech!” and we hoped for the best.

You’re going to get stuck talking to leaf people.

Few things make me happier to be gay than watching straight people on reality wedding shows.

Flatbread is the Ocean’s 8 of bread.

Jurassic Park gave me the skills to survive in life.

The only straight thing about me is my bingo card.

You don’t want to know how much butter is in brioche.

If anyone wants to hear my pitch for Toy Story 4, I’ve got it now.

I had no idea what to expect when the van door opened.