Elizabeth Barron

The Ann Arbor Yeti Escapes Again

How hard is it to find one yeti?

“It’d be really hard to be the Queen and be from the Midwest.”

“We were born to strudel!”

Just like Christmas, only there is no Santa, just a guy in flannel

Stella wrote “Cheech!” and we hoped for the best.

You’re going to get stuck talking to leaf people.

Few things make me happier to be gay than watching straight people on reality wedding shows.

Flatbread is the Ocean’s 8 of bread.

Jurassic Park gave me the skills to survive in life.

The only straight thing about me is my bingo card.