The Apocalyptic Succulent Sale
There’s regular crazy and then there’s succulent crazy.
Mickey Mouse and Hurricane Matthew (and me)
Dad whispered, “Did you bring the ponchos?”
The Muffin Lady’s Last Stand
Why wouldn’t you freeze a muffin forever?
Every Doll Needs a Hot Air Balloon
Everyone knows that a hot air balloon eventually pays for itself.
A Tiny Piece of the Biggest Wheel of Cheese
You can’t keep a 200 year-old bottle of balsamic in your dorm, kids.
The Delightful Tale of Incest Karen
The tiny sumo wrestler in my heart said “Uh-oh.”
Thanksgiving at the Feral Cat Colony
I named the meanest cat after my ballet teacher.
