Most of her waking thoughts are devoted to “How can we see a beluga?”
It’s just flour and water and onions and magic.
There’s regular crazy and then there’s succulent crazy.
Dad whispered, “Did you bring the ponchos?”
Why wouldn’t you freeze a muffin forever?
Everyone knows that a hot air balloon eventually pays for itself.
You can’t keep a 200 year-old bottle of balsamic in your dorm, kids.