Was it worth losing the top layer of skin on my nose? Sure!
I took a nice European cruise that detoured through a loud and confusing movie.
“In the event of a water landing, you have fifteen seconds to live.”
Should we go back over the border for espresso spoons?
Babka is the Hamilton of breads!
Much like Jesus, or Santa Claus, I have always been aware of Batman—one of those guys who seems very real
“Wait, Lady Gaga’s husband isn’t gay?”
My therapist told me to watch Dune, so I haven’t been around in a while. I honestly just realized it
What I remember doesn’t matter, but it’s been 20 years and my memories are still photo clear, and maybe if
I appear to be a pretty chill person despite the fact that my body and mind believe I am in
It hurts me to say this as a queer lady, but my Birkenstocks took me down.
Baguettes are so much I work, I can see why Jean Valjean went to jail for stealing one
“On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m between a 15 and ‘Would someone please put a pillow over my face'”
Everyone wants a piece of it and we shouldn’t take it for granted, just like Britney Spears.