Dough! III: Flatbread
Flatbread is the Ocean’s 8 of bread.
I Shaved My Legs for Lesbian Bingo
The only straight thing about me is my bingo card.
Milwaukee, Who Knew?
“I’m going to go through all of the stages of grief, but not in the right order,” A warned me as we went in to see Hillary Clinton. “So good luck.”
A Tiny Piece of the Biggest Wheel of Cheese
You can’t keep a 200 year-old bottle of balsamic in your dorm, kids.
Succulent Fever Dream
Just like Christmas, only there is no Santa, just a guy in flannel
Cruelty Free Trivia
Stella wrote “Cheech!” and we hoped for the best.
I Bleed for the Ann Arbor Art Fair
You’re going to get stuck talking to leaf people.
Disney Fairy Tale Weddings
Few things make me happier to be gay than watching straight people on reality wedding shows.
A Narrow Escape from Obedience Class
Jurassic Park gave me the skills to survive in life.
