Those Mother Sauces
Was it worth losing the top layer of skin on my nose? Sure!
I Risked My Life for Tenet
I took a nice European cruise that detoured through a loud and confusing movie.
Dad and I Hitchhike in Greenland
“In the event of a water landing, you have fifteen seconds to live.”
The Race for Canadian Cooking Supplies
Should we go back over the border for espresso spoons?
Dough! V: Babka and Breakfast Breads!
Babka is the Hamilton of breads!
A Personal History of Batman (from someone who loves bats more than men)
Much like Jesus, or Santa Claus, I have always been aware of Batman—one of those guys who seems very real
Rainbow Omicron Christmas Cookies
“Wait, Lady Gaga’s husband isn’t gay?”
Practical Effects, Part One
My therapist told me to watch Dune, so I haven’t been around in a while. I honestly just realized it
The Crater
What I remember doesn’t matter, but it’s been 20 years and my memories are still photo clear, and maybe if
My Lizard Brain vs. AN ACTUAL BEAR
I appear to be a pretty chill person despite the fact that my body and mind believe I am in
The Operative Word is “Splat”
It hurts me to say this as a queer lady, but my Birkenstocks took me down.
(Virtual) Dough! XI: Baguettes!
Baguettes are so much I work, I can see why Jean Valjean went to jail for stealing one
Happy Coronaversary, STAY THE #$%@ AWAY
“On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m between a 15 and ‘Would someone please put a pillow over my face'”
(Virtual) Dough! X: Pizza!
Everyone wants a piece of it and we shouldn’t take it for granted, just like Britney Spears.
Elizabeth Barron 