I took a nice European cruise that detoured through a loud and confusing movie.
“In the event of a water landing, you have fifteen seconds to live.”
Should we go back over the border for espresso spoons?
Babka is the Hamilton of breads!
Nothing says Christmas like perky goth pandemic biscotti!
Thanks for glitching out in a place where I landed on something soft, brain.
“Be one with the cream puff!”
I don’t know what this means, but it has to mean something.
I just dumped the entire bag of chocolate chips and said “Pandemic rules!”
It’s going to be okay, everyone. Chuck E. Cheese is open for carry-out. Or, as my mom calls it, “The
I doubt the annual Pasty Fest is going to happen this summer, but if it does, you should go!
“I’ve got an idea that will cheer us up! Let’s all watch Chernobyl!”
Is it going to or climbing to the danger zone?