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The Delightful Tale of Incest Karen

The tiny sumo wrestler in my heart said “Uh-oh.”

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Thanksgiving at the Feral Cat Colony

I named the meanest cat after my ballet teacher.

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A Whole Zoo of Peacocks

Were they all gay peacock couples? Did they adopt eggs or use a surrogate?

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My Fake Aunt and Uncle’s Real Exploding Waterbed

If you've never slept in a waterbed, don't.

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All the Cool Kids are Shipping EdFord

Nothing forges the fires of intense man-on-man bonding like unrepentant capitalism. 

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Mongolian BBQ for 2

Out of nowhere, Tiffany screamed, “DON’T EAT THAT!”

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