I took a nice European cruise that detoured through a loud and confusing movie.
“In the event of a water landing, you have fifteen seconds to live.”
Should we go back over the border for espresso spoons?
Babka is the Hamilton of breads!
Baguettes are so much I work, I can see why Jean Valjean went to jail for stealing one
“On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m between a 15 and ‘Would someone please put a pillow over my face'”
Everyone wants a piece of it and we shouldn’t take it for granted, just like Britney Spears.
Nothing says Christmas like perky goth pandemic biscotti!
Thanks for glitching out in a place where I landed on something soft, brain.
“Be one with the cream puff!”
I don’t know what this means, but it has to mean something.
I just dumped the entire bag of chocolate chips and said “Pandemic rules!”
It’s going to be okay, everyone. Chuck E. Cheese is open for carry-out. Or, as my mom calls it, “The