I Snuck My Barbie-Hating Mom into Barbie (and she LOVED it)
Just when we were about to give up, an elderly Chinese man came up to us.
Welcome to the luminous twitchy world of writer Elizabeth Barron
Just when we were about to give up, an elderly Chinese man came up to us.
“Is that Matt Damon?”
Was it worth losing the top layer of skin on my nose? Sure!
I took a nice European cruise that detoured through a loud and confusing movie.
“In the event of a water landing, you have fifteen seconds to live.”
Should we go back over the border for espresso spoons?
Babka is the Hamilton of breads!
I named my new plant Austin Butler because I had a feeling it wouldn’t win an Oscar this week either
Much like Jesus, or Santa Claus, I have always been aware of Batman—one of those guys who seems very real
“Wait, Lady Gaga’s husband isn’t gay?”
My therapist told me to watch Dune, so I haven’t been around in a while. I honestly just realized it
What I remember doesn’t matter, but it’s been 20 years and my memories are still photo clear, and maybe if
I appear to be a pretty chill person despite the fact that my body and mind believe I am in
It hurts me to say this as a queer lady, but my Birkenstocks took me down.