Uncategorized – Elizabeth Barron

Toys R Us Armageddon

If anyone wants to hear my pitch for Toy Story 4, I’ve got it now.

Why wouldn’t you freeze a muffin forever?

Nothing forges the fires of intense man-on-man bonding like unrepentant capitalism.

Were they all gay peacock couples? Did they adopt eggs or use a surrogate?

If you’ve never slept in a waterbed, don’t.