Austin Butler (the plant) Will Survive
I named my new plant Austin Butler because I had a feeling it wouldn’t win an Oscar this week either
Welcome to the luminous twitchy world of writer Elizabeth Barron
I named my new plant Austin Butler because I had a feeling it wouldn’t win an Oscar this week either
What I remember doesn’t matter, but it’s been 20 years and my memories are still photo clear, and maybe if
It hurts me to say this as a queer lady, but my Birkenstocks took me down.
Thanks for glitching out in a place where I landed on something soft, brain.
I don’t know what this means, but it has to mean something.
“In the event of a water landing, you have fifteen seconds to live.”
If I had to attend the Oscars, I would get my outfit at REI.
One lesbian versus 96,000 square feet of Christmas and capitalism – thank goodness we wear comfortable shoes
You’re going to get stuck talking to leaf people.
The only straight thing about me is my bingo card.