“In the event of a water landing, you have fifteen seconds to live.”
If I had to attend the Oscars, I would get my outfit at REI.
One lesbian versus 96,000 square feet of Christmas and capitalism – thank goodness we wear comfortable shoes
You’re going to get stuck talking to leaf people.
The only straight thing about me is my bingo card.
If anyone wants to hear my pitch for Toy Story 4, I’ve got it now.
I had no idea what to expect when the van door opened.
Flowers from another planet where it’s warm and colorful and okay to mix patterns.
Starring The Shape of Water, I, Tonya, and introducing the Michigan Meteor as herself
I’ve survived finals, the flu and Seasonal Affective Disorder Madness Night. I need some movies.