“Wait, Lady Gaga’s husband isn’t gay?”
Baguettes are so much I work, I can see why Jean Valjean went to jail for stealing one
Everyone wants a piece of it and we shouldn’t take it for granted, just like Britney Spears.
Nothing says Christmas like perky goth pandemic biscotti!
“Be one with the cream puff!”
I just dumped the entire bag of chocolate chips and said “Pandemic rules!”
It’s going to be okay, everyone. Chuck E. Cheese is open for carry-out. Or, as my mom calls it, “The
I doubt the annual Pasty Fest is going to happen this summer, but if it does, you should go!
“I’ve got an idea that will cheer us up! Let’s all watch Chernobyl!”
Is it going to or climbing to the danger zone?