There’s regular crazy and then there’s succulent crazy.
Dad whispered, “Did you bring the ponchos?”
Why wouldn’t you freeze a muffin forever?
Everyone knows that a hot air balloon eventually pays for itself.
You can’t keep a 200 year-old bottle of balsamic in your dorm, kids.
The tiny sumo wrestler in my heart said “Uh-oh.”
I named the meanest cat after my ballet teacher.