The tiny sumo wrestler in my heart said “Uh-oh.”
I named the meanest cat after my ballet teacher.
Nothing forges the fires of intense man-on-man bonding like unrepentant capitalism.
Out of nowhere, Tiffany screamed, “DON’T EAT THAT!”
Were they all gay peacock couples? Did they adopt eggs or use a surrogate?
If you’ve never slept in a waterbed, don’t.