Elizabeth Barron

I Bleed for the Ann Arbor Art Fair

You’re going to get stuck talking to leaf people.

Few things make me happier to be gay than watching straight people on reality wedding shows.

Flatbread is the Ocean’s 8 of bread.

Jurassic Park gave me the skills to survive in life.

The only straight thing about me is my bingo card.

You don’t want to know how much butter is in brioche.

If anyone wants to hear my pitch for Toy Story 4, I’ve got it now.