Elizabeth Barron

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I Shaved My Legs for Lesbian Bingo

The only straight thing about me is my bingo card.

You don’t want to know how much butter is in brioche.

If anyone wants to hear my pitch for Toy Story 4, I’ve got it now.

I had no idea what to expect when the van door opened.

Flowers from another planet where it’s warm and colorful and okay to mix patterns.

One of my bigger regrets is that I’ve never been a contestant on Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego

Starring The Shape of Water, I, Tonya, and introducing the Michigan Meteor as herself