quarantine – Elizabeth Barron

Happy Coronaversary, STAY THE #$%@ AWAY

“On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m between a 15 and ‘Would someone please put a pillow over my face'”

I don’t know what this means, but it has to mean something.

I just dumped the entire bag of chocolate chips and said “Pandemic rules!”

It’s going to be okay, everyone. Chuck E. Cheese is open for carry-out. Or, as my mom calls it, “The

I doubt the annual Pasty Fest is going to happen this summer, but if it does, you should go!

“I’ve got an idea that will cheer us up! Let’s all watch Chernobyl!”

Is it going to or climbing to the danger zone?