michigan – Elizabeth Barron

Happy Coronaversary, STAY THE #$%@ AWAY

“On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m between a 15 and ‘Would someone please put a pillow over my face'”

“Is there a quiet reading corner for people who get overwhelmed?”

One lesbian versus 96,000 square feet of Christmas and capitalism – thank goodness we wear comfortable shoes

I had no idea what to expect when the van door opened.

Why wouldn’t you freeze a muffin forever?

Nothing forges the fires of intense man-on-man bonding like unrepentant capitalism.