Austin Butler (the plant) Will Survive
I named my new plant Austin Butler because I had a feeling it wouldn’t win an Oscar this week either
Tag: travel
Dad and I Hitchhike in Greenland
“In the event of a water landing, you have fifteen seconds to live.”
Disney Fairy Tale Weddings
Few things make me happier to be gay than watching straight people on reality wedding shows.
The Jersey Shore Ride of Doom
Amusement park safety standards in the ‘40s left something to be desired.
Milwaukee, Who Knew?
“I’m going to go through all of the stages of grief, but not in the right order,” A warned me as we went in to see Hillary Clinton. “So good luck.”
Beluga Fever
Most of her waking thoughts are devoted to “How can we see a beluga?”
Mickey Mouse and Hurricane Matthew (and me)
Dad whispered, “Did you bring the ponchos?”
A Whole Zoo of Peacocks
Were they all gay peacock couples? Did they adopt eggs or use a surrogate?
Elizabeth Barron 