ann arbor – Page 2 – Elizabeth Barron

A Narrow Escape from Obedience Class

Jurassic Park gave me the skills to survive in life.

The only straight thing about me is my bingo card.

You don’t want to know how much butter is in brioche.

Flowers from another planet where it’s warm and colorful and okay to mix patterns.

It’s just flour and water and onions and magic.

There’s regular crazy and then there’s succulent crazy.

You can’t keep a 200 year-old bottle of balsamic in your dorm, kids.