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Happy Coronaversary, STAY THE #$%@ AWAY

“On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m between a 15 and ‘Would someone please put a pillow over my face'”

Everyone wants a piece of it and we shouldn’t take it for granted, just like Britney Spears.

Nothing says Christmas like perky goth pandemic biscotti!

Thanks for glitching out in a place where I landed on something soft, brain.

“Be one with the cream puff!”

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I took a nice European cruise that detoured through a loud and confusing movie.

I don’t know what this means, but it has to mean something.

I just dumped the entire bag of chocolate chips and said “Pandemic rules!”

It’s going to be okay, everyone. Chuck E. Cheese is open for carry-out. Or, as my mom calls it, “The

I doubt the annual Pasty Fest is going to happen this summer, but if it does, you should go!