Those Mother Sauces
Was it worth losing the top layer of skin on my nose? Sure!
Welcome to the luminous twitchy world of writer Elizabeth Barron
Was it worth losing the top layer of skin on my nose? Sure!
Much like Jesus, or Santa Claus, I have always been aware of Batman—one of those guys who seems very real
“Wait, Lady Gaga’s husband isn’t gay?”
My therapist told me to watch Dune, so I haven’t been around in a while. I honestly just realized it
What I remember doesn’t matter, but it’s been 20 years and my memories are still photo clear, and maybe if
I appear to be a pretty chill person despite the fact that my body and mind believe I am in
It hurts me to say this as a queer lady, but my Birkenstocks took me down.
Baguettes are so much I work, I can see why Jean Valjean went to jail for stealing one
“On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m between a 15 and ‘Would someone please put a pillow over my face'”
Everyone wants a piece of it and we shouldn’t take it for granted, just like Britney Spears.