elizabethbarron13

The Crater

What I remember doesn’t matter, but it’s been 20 years and my memories are still photo clear, and maybe if

I appear to be a pretty chill person despite the fact that my body and mind believe I am in

It hurts me to say this as a queer lady, but my Birkenstocks took me down.

Baguettes are so much I work, I can see why Jean Valjean went to jail for stealing one

“On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m between a 15 and ‘Would someone please put a pillow over my face'”

Everyone wants a piece of it and we shouldn’t take it for granted, just like Britney Spears.

Nothing says Christmas like perky goth pandemic biscotti!

Thanks for glitching out in a place where I landed on something soft, brain.

“Be one with the cream puff!”

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I took a nice European cruise that detoured through a loud and confusing movie.