I Snuck My Barbie-Hating Mom into Barbie (and she LOVED it)
Just when we were about to give up, an elderly Chinese man came up to us.
Author: elizabethbarron13
I Took My 82-Year-Old Dad to Barbenheimer
“Is that Matt Damon?”
Austin Butler (the plant) Will Survive
I named my new plant Austin Butler because I had a feeling it wouldn’t win an Oscar this week either
Those Mother Sauces
Was it worth losing the top layer of skin on my nose? Sure!
A Personal History of Batman (from someone who loves bats more than men)
Much like Jesus, or Santa Claus, I have always been aware of Batman—one of those guys who seems very real
Rainbow Omicron Christmas Cookies
“Wait, Lady Gaga’s husband isn’t gay?”
Practical Effects, Part One
My therapist told me to watch Dune, so I haven’t been around in a while. I honestly just realized it
The Crater
What I remember doesn’t matter, but it’s been 20 years and my memories are still photo clear, and maybe if
My Lizard Brain vs. AN ACTUAL BEAR
I appear to be a pretty chill person despite the fact that my body and mind believe I am in
The Operative Word is “Splat”
It hurts me to say this as a queer lady, but my Birkenstocks took me down.
Elizabeth Barron 