The Muffin Lady’s Last Stand
Why wouldn’t you freeze a muffin forever?
Every Doll Needs a Hot Air Balloon
Everyone knows that a hot air balloon eventually pays for itself.
A Tiny Piece of the Biggest Wheel of Cheese
You can’t keep a 200 year-old bottle of balsamic in your dorm, kids.
The Delightful Tale of Incest Karen
The tiny sumo wrestler in my heart said “Uh-oh.”
Thanksgiving at the Feral Cat Colony
I named the meanest cat after my ballet teacher.
All the Cool Kids are Shipping EdFord
Nothing forges the fires of intense man-on-man bonding like unrepentant capitalism.
Mongolian BBQ for 2
Out of nowhere, Tiffany screamed, “DON’T EAT THAT!”
A Whole Zoo of Peacocks
Were they all gay peacock couples? Did they adopt eggs or use a surrogate?
My Fake Aunt and Uncle’s Real Exploding Waterbed
If you’ve never slept in a waterbed, don’t.
Elizabeth Barron 