I Snuck My Barbie-Hating Mom into Barbie (and she LOVED it)
Just when we were about to give up, an elderly Chinese man came up to us.
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I Took My 82-Year-Old Dad to Barbenheimer
“Is that Matt Damon?”
Toys R Us Armageddon
If anyone wants to hear my pitch for Toy Story 4, I’ve got it now.
The Muffin Lady’s Last Stand
Why wouldn’t you freeze a muffin forever?
All the Cool Kids are Shipping EdFord
Nothing forges the fires of intense man-on-man bonding like unrepentant capitalism.
A Whole Zoo of Peacocks
Were they all gay peacock couples? Did they adopt eggs or use a surrogate?
My Fake Aunt and Uncle’s Real Exploding Waterbed
If you’ve never slept in a waterbed, don’t.
Elizabeth Barron 